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I'm martha, a weird human being but being weird is my normal. Nottingham.
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my avocado don’t

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im so miserable but i laugh at everything

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

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so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

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my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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